You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
