Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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