sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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