Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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