did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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