Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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