the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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