im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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