Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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