none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Sponge bath it is.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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