you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
is it fun? or sober?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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