Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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