No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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