i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize