Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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