This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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