have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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