It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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