I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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