Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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