none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
is wine microwaveable?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Randomize
