mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Randomize
