that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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