He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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