Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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