Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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