Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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