I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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