I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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