Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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