just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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