she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I wear drunk well.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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