we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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