Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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