she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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