the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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