gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
MIDGETS
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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