We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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