The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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