At least make sure they are 18
Why
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
