Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Randomize
