He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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