She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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