"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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