So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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