As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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