Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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