so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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