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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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