Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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