If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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